1. masssy:

    it pisses me off when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the damn script

    (Source: joshsux, via mikewaters)

     

  2. (Source: axegunner, via mikewaters)

     

  3. Liar Liar
    Liar Liar
    Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
    Dumb & Dumber
    Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
    The Cable Guy
    Liar Liar
    Me, Myself & Irene
    Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
    Yes Man

    hahahahaaaa!

    (Source: mishasfuzzyface, via bryan-c-bear)

     

  4. sarpedom:

    littlevirginmermaid:

    This really scares me, I will run :/ 

    You can run, but you can’t hide.

    (Source: storybaby, via fuckme-daddyy)

     

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  9. deodrant:

    effettetris:

    deodrant:

    dont trust people who dont dip their oreos in milk

    but I’m allergic :(

    don’t be a pussy 

    (via chickennuggetsdude)

     


  10. couturierer:

    if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

    (Source: hunterandrewpence, via hollyjsinclair)